Jan. 19, 2020

WHEN IT LOOKS AND ACTS FISHY--IT STINKS!

 

DO I THINK Webb Hubbell could be Chelsea Clinton’s Real Daddy?  Absolutely.

 I KNOW Webb Hubbell.  I know him well-enough to despise his super ego, his controlling attitude, and his “big-man-on-campus” arrogance.  

In my book “THE BEAUTY QUEEN”---I revealed how Webb Hubbell tried to get me fired in the early eighties when I hosted a radio talk show.

 Webb was a Football “Star” at the University of Arkansas who married into a wealthy Arkansas family. I doubt any woman would have looked at him twice--- had it not been for his claim-to-fame as a Razorback Football Player.

His big ego matched his big butt.  In spite of not being good-looking--or a popular attorney--Webb thought of himself as a VIP.   His father-in-law, Seth Ward, who had deep pockets and impressive connections, made sure Webb received an invitation to join the state’s most prestigious group of lawyers…The Rose Law Firm.  And that’s where Webb met Hillary.

None of the above is memorable or important until you fast-forward to the late eighties, after I lost the 1984 Mayor’s race in Pine Bluff, and moved to Atlanta.  In the meantime, my daughter, Rosemond, had attracted the attention of a lawyer in Little Rock named Tim.  Despite the fact he was more than twenty years older, the handsome and single attorney was determined to win Rosemond’s heart.

As you know, timing is everything. Rosemond was too young to appreciate Tim’s excellent mind and promising future.  She wasn’t the least impressed that Tim was a partner in the Rose Law Firm.  Remember, this was late in the eighties.  At that time, no one knew about my three month “encounter” with Bill Clinton…the terrible mistake I made before becoming a Mayoral Candidate.

One evening when I casually asked Tim what it was like having Hillary in the office next to him, he rolled his eyes and said “Hillary is really lazy and doesn’t know much about being a lawyer.  She likes the prestige and the title but despises the work.

What’s really embarrassing is when she comes in my office and tries to flirt….hoping I’ll agree to finish her paperwork.   Several times she’s perched on the corner of my desk, trying to look sexy…and suggesting she would “reward” me….if I’d help with her workload.”

On another occasion, Tim volunteered that Hillary and Bill spent little time together. It seems they stayed busy promoting themselves. Hillary liked serving on the Boards of Corporations like Walmart-- while Bill enjoyed entertaining celebrities and making speeches. Both were heavily-involved with politics and long-term fundraising.

Later, when I asked if Hillary had finally convinced him to be her “secretary”... Tim laughed and said, NO, but she persuaded Webb to help her and now….he’s making Hillary “look” legally-legitimate.  Tim indicated that Webb enjoyed spending time with Hillary.

So, there you have it.  Do I believe that Webb could have fathered a child with Hillary? Absolutely. Do I believe Hillary would have sex with Webb so he would do her paper work?  Absolutely. 

As adults, we know when a man and a woman have sex,  there’s always the possibility that a pregnancy will result. In my opinion--Chelsea Clinton is living-proof of Hillary’s “payback” to Webb Hubbell.

Simply, Sally

PS.  Soon after they married, Bill Clinton experienced the Real Hillary.  Their sex life became non-existent but--- that created a serious problem. Political experts agreed that the Bill's political future depended on Hillary Rodham accepting "Clinton" as her last name and---  having a child. The Clinton twosome must appear to be a family. 

With an eye on their Political Future... Hillary, quite possibly, merged "work and play" to create her very-own political manifesto.

PS.  I "redesigned" a classic old saying to fit this particular occasion: "Oh, what a tangled "Web" we weave… when we allow a Jackass to impregnate us to thus…. deceive.