Sep. 13, 2020

COURTROOMS OF CHAOS.

While cleaning out some old files, I realized I hadn't posted anything FUN in a long time so...enjoy.

These FUNNIES are from a book called: “DISORDER IN THE AMERICAN COURTS”.

Real People actually made these remarks during court proceedings. Court reporters transcribed every word then
“published and shared” so ALL OF US can enjoy a few good laughs!

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.

 

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