Jul. 22, 2021

WHEN IN DOUBT----DON'T.

Just a little update on "Fashionable DO'S and DON'TS....for those of us who are labeled--- "OLDER".

Despite what you may have seen, the following combinations ABSOLUTELY-- DO NOT-- go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery sca

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. In-line skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:

14. A thong and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.  NOW, A word to the wise: 

BE REMEMBERED AS A CLASSIC---ALWAYS WELL-GROOMED AND WELL-DRESSED WITH STYLE AND ELEGANCE.

DO NOT BE REMEMBERED AS CLASSLESS-- ALWAYS LOOKING, DRESSING, AND ACTING LIKE A CLOWN.

SALLY