LIVING LONGER--- OFFERS MORE TIME TO LEARN.
I INHERITED THIS LITTLE "OPINION"--ANONYMOUSLY-- AND LIKED IT SO MUCH, I'M SHARING IT WITH EACH OF YOU:
"Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond. She had that deer-in-the-headlights look.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat? " And, I just say, "No, it's here for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who should we call in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells-- "theirs."
I’ve been thinking about old age and decided---- old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too-tired to bounce it.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their personal "odometers" –but not me. I want people to know why I look this way.
I've noticed--The older we get the tougher it is to lose weight because--over time-- our body and our fat have become—really-good friends.
I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads weren't paved. YES, Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable. Lord, keep your arm around our shoulders and your hand over our mouths. And--may WE always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And Friends who care."