Feb. 5, 2022

WHEN IN DOUBT--DON'T.

Just a little update on "CLASSIC DO'S and DON'TS--for those of us who are labeled-- "Older." Despite what you may have seen, the following combinations DO-NOT-GO together and should ALWAYS be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets, flip flops, and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins 

13. In-line skates and a walker And--- the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion--- 

14. A thong and Depends!

Please keep these basic guidelines in-mind--wherever you go and whatever you do.  NOW, A word to the wise:

DO NOT BE REMEMBERED AS CLASSLESS-- ALWAYS LOOKING-- DRESSING-- AND ACTING LIKE A CLOWN. INSTEAD, 

BE REMEMBERED AS A CLASSIC---ALWAYS WELL-GROOMED AND WELL-DRESSED--- WITH STYLE AND ELEGANCE.

SALLY