Jul. 5, 2022

THANKS---TO MY "LONG-TALL-SALLY" LEGS!

YES-- MY LONG-TALL-SALLY-LEGS!

FROM TIME TO TIME, I SHARE HOW VERY-PROUD I AM---OF MY--- LEGS. I LOVE AND RESPECT MY LEGS FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS. YOU MIGHT SAY I'M BRAGGING AND-- MAYBE I AM BUT --AFTER BEING CALLED "BIRD LEGS" DURING MY GROWING-UP YEARS--I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE PROUD OF MY LEGS AND THEIR MANY ACCOMPLISHMENTS.

I ENJOY TELLING THE WORLD HOW MY LEGS CARRIED ME FROM THE STAGE OF THE MISS PINE BLUFF PAGEANT--- TO THE STAGE OF THE MISS ARKANSAS PAGEANT---AND ALL THE WAY TO THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT--- STAGE! BEST OF ALL---I WAS BOTH SURPRISED AND HONORED WHEN THE INTERNATIONAL PRESS VOTED MY LEGS--AS THE-BEST-LOOKING-LEGS AT THE 1958 MISS AMERICA PAGEANT.

AS FIFTY YEAR OLD LEGS, MY LEGS SPENT ALMOST SEVEN MONTHS---CARRYING ME UP AND DOWN SOME OF THE TALLEST MOUNTAINS IN ASIA. MOST REMARKABLE, MY LEGS BECAME THE FIRST PAIR OF LEGS TO TRAVEL THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA.

FROM THE AGE OF TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS----UNTIL I WAS MORE THAN SEVENTY YEARS OLD---I JOGGED/RAN/FAST- WALKED MORE THAN TWO MILES-- EVERY MORNING--REGARDLESS OF THE WEATHER.

EVEN TODAY I BEGIN EVERY MORNING BY FAST- WALKING/HIKING/CLIMBING NUMEROUS HIKING TRAILS--- WITH CUBBY DOG BESIDE ME. YES, I'VE DEPENDED ON MY LEGS-- ALL MY LIFE. I’VE PUT EXTREME PRESSURE, STRESS, AND LOTS OF WEAR/TEAR ON MY TWO DEPENDABLE LEGS AND --THEY'VE NEVER FAILED ME. I HAVE EVERY REASON TO ADMIRE AND RESPECT MY PRICELESS LEGS.

LIKE ME-- MY LEGS ARE NOW-- OLDER. THEY HAVE A FEW SCARS, MORE THAN A FEW BROKEN CAPILLARIES FROM YEARS OF STRESS AND EXTREME ACTIVITIES--BUT MY LEGS REMAIN STRONG. AND, I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORRY ABOUT CELLULITE OR "DIMPLES" OR KNEE REPLACEMENTS.
FOR ALL MY LIFE-- MY WONDERFUL LEGS HAVE TAKEN ME WHERE-EVER I’VE NEEDED TO GO AND—TOGETHER-- WE HAVE TRAVELED MILLIONS OF MILES.

YES, I LOVE MY LEGS AND—THEY LOVE-ME-BACK--- BY ALWAYS TAKING ME WITH THEM---WHEREVER THEY GO!

SIMPLY, SALLY