Nov. 10, 2022

BILL CLINTON'S MEDICAL DICTIONARY.

ARTERY---------THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS

BACTERIA-----------------THE BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA

BARIUM--------------------WHAT DOCTORS DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE

BOWEL---------------------A LETTER LIKE a, e, i, o, or u

CAESAREAN SECTION----A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME

CAT SCAN-----------------SEARCHING FOR KITTY

CAUTERIZE-----------------MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER

 COLIC-----------------------A SHEEP DOG

D & C-----------------------WHERE WASHINGTON IS

DILATE----------------------TO LIVE LONG

ENEMA----------------------NOT A FRIEND

GENITAL--------------------NOT A JEW

G. I. SERIES----------------SOLDIERS’ BALL GAME

HANGNAIL------------------COAT HOOK

IMPOTENT------------------DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN 

LABOR PAIN----------------GETTING HURT AT WORK 

MEDICAL STAFF------------A DOCTOR'S CANE

MORBID---------------------A HIGHER OFFER

NITRATES-------------------CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES

NODE------------------------WAS AWARE OF

OUTPATIENT----------------A PERSON WHO FAINTED

PAP SMEAR------------------A FATHERHOOD TEST

PELVIS-----------------------A COUSIN TO ELVIS 

POST-OPERATIVE----------A LETTER CARRIER

RECTUM---------------------DANG-NEAR KILLED 'UM

SEIZURE---------------------ROMAN EMPEROR

TABLET----------------------SMALL TABLE

TERMINAL ILLNESS---------GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT 

TUMOR-----------------------MORE THAN ONE

URINE------------------------OPPOSITION OF "YOUR OUT" 

VARICOSE--------------------NEARBY

VEIN--------------------------CONCEITED

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SALLY