WASTE NOT--WANT NOT.
A woman who wanted her body to look as youthful and "perky" as possible--- told her plastic surgeon she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because--they appeared loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment-- she insisted the surgery be kept a secret. In response, the surgeon agreed to keep the delicate operation strictly- confidential. The surgery went well and the woman awoke from the anesthesia to find 3 roses carefully-placed beside her, on the pillow.
Outraged, she demanded to speak with her surgeon/ doctor:
"I distinctly-remember asking you-- NOT to tell anyone about my operation!!!!"
The surgeon calmly reassured her he had—indeed-- carried out her wish for complete confidentiality. Patiently, the doctor explained that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because--- you went through this delicate procedure alone--- all by yourself."
Then, the doctor continued, saying: "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized with you since-- she had the same procedure a few years ago---and knew what you were going through."
Then, as the doctor prepared to leave the woman’s hospital room, the woman spoke-up, saying: “And--what about the third rose?”
"Oh—Yes!” That rose is from a very-grateful man upstairs-- in the Burn Unit. He wanted to thank you--so much--- for his new ears."